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Safety Procedures and Installation Instructions
When properly worn, InkBandit tees have an impeccable safety record. However if installed improperly, the wearer my experience extended frustration or serious injury. Please read and carefully follow the detailed installation instructions on the bottom of this page. Failure to master the proper installation techniques may result in this: Important Safety Tips Once you've installed your InkBandit tee it's imperative to follow a few safety guidelines to avoid further injury: Do not insert InkBandit tees into the ear canal, nostrils or anus. Do not wear InkBandit tees while using electrical appliances in the bathtub. Never attempt to wear an InkBandit tee as protection from radiation. Do not burn InkBandit tees while wearing them. Burn only in approved areas with fire department personnel standing by. Do not wear InkBandit tees while attempting a stunt seen on a television commercial carrying the disclaimer 'Do not attempt'. Do not wear your InkBandit tee backwards, as you will not be able to see where you are going. Avoid being struck by lightning while wearing an InkBandit tee. Do not submerge InkBandit tees to depths over 10,000 feet. Do not attempt to wear an InkBandit tee that is frozen. InkBandit tees may become a choking hazard if swallowed whole. Cut the tee into bite sized pieces and chew thoroughly. Do not use InkBandit tees to tow incapacitated automobiles. Never attempt bullfighting using InkBandit tees. Never enter a room full of chlorine gas wearing an InkBandit tee. What to Do in an Emergency In the unlikely event you find yourself in an emergency situation while wearing an InkBandit tee, please follow these simple guidelines: Aboard a Sinking Ship. Do not try to use your InkBandit tee as a flotation device. Make your way to the nearest lifeboat. Plane Going Down. Do not attempt to use your InkBandit tee as a parachute. Unless the oxygen masks have deployed, your InkBandit tee can be used to muffle the screams of yourself or other passengers. Trapped in a Burning Building. Do not try to extinguish the flames with your InkBandit tee. Cover your nose and mouth, lie flat on the floor and roll out of the building to safety. Caught in an Earthquake. Unfortunately, your new InkBandit tee is not designed to withstand an earthquake over a magnitude 5.0. You're on your own. Installation Instructions Hold your InkBandit tee by the hem, hanging upside down with the front of the shirt facing you and the neck of the shirt nearest the ground. If right handed, insert your left arm into the left side of the shirt, keeping the garment taut against your right hand. If left handed, insert your right arm into right side of the shirt, keeping the garment taut against your left hand. Continue inserting your arm (your left arm if right handed and your right arm if left handed) until your hand exits the proper armhole at the top of the shirt, which is still nearest to the floor. WARNING: Do not insert your arm through the neck hole, as serious injury may occur. Using your other hand, (left hand if right handed or right hand if left handed), pull the top of the garment, which is now at the bottom, towards the opposite shoulder of the opposite hand used to guide the original arm through the initial armhole (right shoulder and left arm if left handed, left shoulder and right arm if right handed). WARNING: Do not pull the top of the garment past the shoulder, as serious injury may occur. Rotate the garment so that the top is level with the bottom and insert the remaining arm (right arm if left handed, left arm if right handed) toward the remaining armhole located on the opposite side of the shirt. WARNING: Do not insert your other arm through the neck hole or through the armhole that already contains an arm, as serious injury may occur. Using the hand inserted into the first armhole (right hand if right handed, left hand if left handed), gather the bottom of the garment, which is now even with the top, towards the opposite arm through which the first armhole was occupied, making sure that enough slack is available between the opposite shoulder (left shoulder if right handed, right shoulder if left handed) to fully extend the second arm. WARNING: If you experience any dizziness, complete the installation while seated, as serious injury may occur. Rotate the garment so that the top is above the bottom, and extend the gathered material towards the initial arm (left arm if right handed, right arm if left handed) carefully removing any slack between the elbow of the initial arm and the opposite shoulder of the secondary arm by gathering material between the initial arm and the neck hole. WARNING: Do not move on to the next step of this installation unless prepared for your vision to be temporarily impaired. Insert your head into the bottom of the shirt between the initial arm and the secondary arm, while lowering the shirt with your secondary arm (left arm if left handed, right arm if right handed) until the top of the head reached the neck hole. Pull the shirt around the head with both hands and pull the sides of the shirt down to the waist. Tuck as necessary. |
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